Wednesday, March 19

Vice President Suggestions for John McCain

It's a rainy and dreary day and since there isn't much political news, at least that's newsworthy, then I thought we could take the day to think about who would make a good running mate for John McCain. Will Durst had some excellent choices:

  1. WARREN BUFFET: World’s richest man can’t hurt, in case the campaign needs a loan. Or the country.
  2. JAMES EARL JONES: The most trusted voice in show business.
  3. DAN QUAYLE: Knows the drill.
  4. ED MCMAHON: Knows the drill AND he knows the intro, “Here’s Joohhhnyyyyyy!”
  5. RONALD REAGAN: It’s what the base wants. Who cares if he’s dead? How much less animated is that from second term?
  6. JEB BUSH: Ups the Bush streak to seven of last eight GOP tickets.
  7. JOE LIEBERMAN: Invests campaign with bipartisan spin. Also returns “Joementum” to national lexicon.
  8. KAY BAILEY HUTCHISON: Takes “woman” thing out of play.
  9. CINDY MCCAIN: Takes “woman” thing out of play, and keeps it in the family.
  10. COLIN POWELL: Takes “black” thing out of play.
  11. CONDOLEEZZA RICE: Takes “woman and black” things out of play.
  12. GEORGE CLOONEY: Takes “woman” thing out of play.
  13. JOAN RIVERS: Takes “old” thing out of play. “Woman” thing still in play.
  14. DICK VITALE: Takes “old” and “woman” things out of play, BABY.
  15. ANDY ROONEY: Really takes “old” thing out of play. No, really.
  16. ALAN GREENSPAN: Wasn’t everything a whole lot better when he was in charge? And takes “old” thing out of play.
  17. DICK CHENEY: Something to be said for continuity.
  18. FRED THOMPSON: Throws a bone to the conservative wing and makes candidate appear vibrant.
  19. REGIS PHILBIN: A touch of Hollywood. Old Hollywood, but Hollywood nonetheless.
  20. MIKE HUCKABEE: Plays popular former “Governor of Arkansas” card.
  21. RUDI GIULIANI: Sop to huge pro-choice, pro-gay rights, pro-gun control wing of the GOP. Not to mention NEW YORK.
  22. HILLARY CLINTON: Wants it so bad, she’d cross the aisle for death-watch slot.

Surely there's a winning combination in there somewhere. To read the complete list, visit here.

3 comments:

Livin' Life said...

Those are so funny, true but funny. Hey Natalie we just got info on the economic revitalization plan you talked about many posts ago. It informed us about receiving some money back from the government. Thanks for the heads up info. :]

Melissa said...

This was very entertaining!

The Gang's All Here! said...

Funny. Scary, too. But mostly funny.

 

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