Monday, March 30

Dow Dives 200+ Points

Saw this on the news ticker just now:

Dow Dives 200+ Points on News of Obama Administration's Actions on Auto Industry.

Wow, that's a shocker! I can't believe the market would react poorly to news that the government had kicked out the CEO of a private American corporation. I mean, doesn't the market know that government is the answer to this messy economy. At least that's what Opie Geitner told us over the weekend. And he should know. I've been told he's very smart. The smartest, in fact.

Hey folks, you wanted change. Well, this is what change looks like.



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